432. British TV: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares (Part 1) [Video]

Talking about restaurant culture in the UK, an introduction to one of the UK’s most famous chefs and a chance to learn some authentic English from a popular British TV show featuring Gordon Ramsay. Video available. Includes swearing.

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Hello, and welcome back to this podcast for learners of English. Here is a new episode for you to listen to and indeed watch, because I’m videoing this one. You’ll be able to find the video on the page for this episode on my website, or by visiting the YouTube channel for Luke’s English Podcast.

A lot of what I am saying here – particularly in this introduction is written on the page for this episode. So you can read it with me, or check it for certain words you hear me using. The best way to get access to these pages is to subscribe to the mailing list.

In the last episode of this podcast you heard me talking to Amber about restaurants and hotels and some crazy TripAdvisor reviews.

At one point in the episode we talked briefly about Gordon Ramsay – one of the UK’s most famous chefs, and his TV show “Kitchen Nightmares” which was a really popular show in the UK a few years ago, and I thought it could be interesting to do a whole episode about that.

So in this one I’m going to talk a little bit about Gordon Ramsay and then we’re going to listen to some YouTube clips from one of his TV shows and I will help you understand all the language that you’ll hear. No doubt there will be some new vocabulary in the process – probably on the subject of food, cooking, restaurants and kitchens but lots of other natural language that just comes up, including plenty of swearing, because Gordon Ramsay is known for his frequent use of swear words.

Yes, there will be quite a lot of swearing in this episode, and you know my position on this. I’m choosing to show you the language as it is really used and that includes the rude words, but don’t be tempted to start throwing swear words into your everyday English. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that swear words are a short cut to sounding exactly like a native speaker. Often it just gives people a bad impression of you. We’ll go into it more later, because there are quite a lot of unwritten social rules around swearing that you need to be aware of – the main one being, that with swearing it is much much easier to sound rude and inappropriate than it is to sound cool. Think of swearing as a motorbike – you might think it’s cool but unless you really know what you’re doing you’re likely to seriously injure yourself. Similarly, swearing can be cool when it’s done in movies or even by someone like Gordon Ramsay, but if you try and do it in your normal life there’s a good chance you’ll just offend people.

So anyway, we’ll listen to some of the English in these YouTube clips and analyse the things they’re saying so that in the end you can understand it all just like I do, which should help you learn some real English in the process. You’ll also learn a thing or two about restaurant culture in the UK and about Gordon Ramsay who is one of the most well-known people in Britain.

Who is Gordon Ramsay and what’s the TV show?

Gordon James Ramsay, is a British celebrity chef, restaurateur, and television personality.

*Difference between a chef and a cook? Basically, a chef is someone who’s had professional training – at least a culinary degree, but a cook is just someone who cooks food. Both might work in a kitchen, but mainly being a chef is about having the status of culinary qualifications and experience.

Ramsay is one of the most famous chefs in the UK and probably in the world too. He has a reputation for being an excellent restaurateur and chef, and also for his extremely strict and direct style. He’s often very rude, saying exactly what he thinks about the people he’s working with in the strongest most colourful language. Imagine an army captain shouting at a platoon of soldiers during military training, but with really good food.

Ramsay was born in Scotland, but he grew up in Stratford-upon-Avon, which is in fact not far from where I grew up in England). So, he is Scottish but doesn’t speak with a Scottish accent.
Ramsay now has restaurants all over the place – in London, in Paris and in New York. During his career he has trained at the highest level with French chefs in the UK and in Paris. He specialises in Italian, French and British recipes, and his cooking is known for being simple, unpretentious, high quality and delicious.

His restaurants have been awarded 16 Michelin stars in total. The term “Michelin Star” is a hallmark of fine dining quality. Michelin stars are very difficult to win and restaurants around the world proudly promote their Michelin Star status if they have one. His signature restaurant, Restaurant Gordon Ramsay in Chelsea, London, has held 3 Michelin stars since 2001, which is a mark of extremely high quality in restaurant dining.

As well as being a top chef, Ramsay is also a TV presenter. He first appeared on TV in the UK in the late 1990s, and by 2004 Ramsay had become one of the best known celebrity chefs in British popular culture, and, along with other chefs like Jamie Oliver, Nigella Lawson, and Delia Smith, he has influenced viewers to become more culinarily adventurous.

As a reality TV personality, Ramsay is known for his fiery temper, strict demeanour, and use of expletives. He often makes blunt and controversial comments, including insults and wisecracks about contestants and their cooking abilities.

Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares used to be on British TV a few years ago – probably around 10-15 years ago now. These days you can find most of the episodes on YouTube.

Local restaurants vs manufacturing companies and processed food

Ramsay is actually very passionate about local restaurants in the UK.

In the UK our eating out culture is vibrant and successful but it is being undermined by a number of factors. One is the industrialisation of food culture. THis means that big businesses are involved in preparing food at an industrial level and then selling it to restaurants as part of a large corporate chain.

These chains might be restaurants which are all owned by one company, or food manufacturers who dominate the wholesale market, driving down their prices and pushing out competition such as local producers who sell fresh products.

In these industrial food manufacturing companies, the food is prepared in high quantities and then sold off to other companies and restaurants as part of a corporate supply chain for food.

There’s a big infrastructure for food purchasing in the UK which is dominated by these big food manufacturers. As a result, many smaller restaurants are forced to buy industrialised and mass-produced food because it is cheaper and more convenient than fresh food which you can buy direct from farms or markets.

If you were a struggling restaurant owner in a town in the UK, what would you do? Buy your food fresh from a local producer and then make sure you sell it in a short-term period, or buy similar products from a mass producer but at a lower price, and it’s food which you can store for longer because it has been processed to stay fresh.

In the end, people choose to eat at home, especially during an economic crisis.

So, economic factors are having a negative effect on the restaurant culture in the UK to an extent. Family owned restaurants should be where you get proper traditional and delicious local food, but these restaurants are being squeezed economically and forced to go along with the industrialised food manufacturing process.

Also, there are many chain restaurants which you find on high streets in the UK. These are not locally run, but are owned by big companies who have a single business model which they apply to all their restaurants. The fact that these places are part of a big corporate chain means that they can drive down their prices, making it very hard for local restaurants to be competitive. As a result, these smaller places suffer, struggle and often close down.

Gordon Ramsay believes that these local restaurants are the backbone of our restaurant culture in the UK, and he strongly believes that they need to be supported so they can compete with the corporate chains, and given training so they can serve the best food possible. Essentially that’s the concept behind Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares, but also it’s just entertaining watching him shouting at incompetent chefs. You sort of let him get away with the way he bullies people because you believe that really he’s just trying to help them to learn the discipline you need to run a really good restaurant.

But he does seem really passionate about proper restaurant culture in the UK and I like that about him. Even though he’s making this reality show and he’s making money from doing it, I think he really does care about improving restaurant culture in the UK.

On the other hand, he is very good at TV. He knows how to make entertaining TV, and he’s got a good formula for it. Basically, this means that he takes the harsh discipline and the no-nonsense brutally honest approach that he applies to his kitchen management, and uses it when giving feedback to the restaurants which he visits.

Let’s listen to a few scenes and I’m going to make sure you understand everything that’s going on and everything that’s being said.

Let’s learn English with Gordon Ramsay

The TV Show

Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares used to be on UK TV about 10-15 years ago.
The format is this – Gordon Ramsay visits a failing restaurant somewhere in the UK. So, restaurants that are failing – e.g. losing money, getting terrible reviews etc. He goes into the restaurant and spends a week there, observing the way the owners run the kitchen, how the business works and what’s going on at all levels. Usually he starts by sitting down to eat the chef’s speciality dish, and it’s nearly always disgusting, and Ramsay comments on how it tastes, how it looks, and also the decor of the restaurant and the service from the staff.

Then Ramsay gives his feedback to the owner and the chef, and it’s always a massive reality check, and it usually involves very strong words and lots of swearing. This is what happens when a top-level chef enters the world of a crappy low-level restaurant.

Then over the course of the week, Gordon helps the managers turn the restaurant around. It’s almost always a huge challenge and often the most difficult part is dealing with the psychological aspects – the stubborn chefs, the relationship issues in the kitchen, the fact that these people have personal issues which are causing the business to go horribly wrong.

It is car-crash TV. We see arguments, meltdowns, unhappy customers and so on.
In almost every episode Gordon seems to go hopping mad as he can’t believe the incompetence or shockingly low standards of service shown by the people in the restaurant. He then tries to help them change everything and turn the business around. It all makes really great telly.

And by the end of the episode, with Gordon’s help they have usually turned the restaurant into a successful business again.

There’s a UK version and a US version.

If you search for Kitchen Nightmares on YouTube you will probably find the US version first, but I think the UK version is better!

But really, it is better because the US version is horrible. It’s full of really fast editing and there’s loads of music which is added in order to tell you how you should be feeling about what’s happening. It’s distracting and patronising.

Example of the US version (just listen to all the distracting sound effects and music)

The UK version just has some rock music in the background at the start, but then during the show it’s more simple and you can just focus on what’s happening without constant sweeping sounds and tense music.

Let’s listen to some scenes from one of the episodes.

These scenes actually come from an episode called “Gordon Ramsay’s Great British Nightmares” which was shown on TV between series 5 and 6 of Kitchen Nightmares. It’s basically the same as any other episode of the series.

Gordon Ramsay’s Great British Nightmare – Dovecote Bistro

Summary
Gordon goes to visit a restaurant in Devon called Dovecote Bistro, which is run by a guy called Mick.
Mick is a former truck driver and burger van operator who has opened this bistro with his wife and adopted daughter, Michelle. Ramsay is firstly appalled by the psychedelic wallpaper decorating the restaurant, and then his attention turns to the food and the way it is cooked. While Ramsay is impressed with the simple menu, he is furious to find that Mick has very little cooking ability, using orange squash to make a sauce and using vacuum-sealed pre-cooked lamb shanks in a microwave bag. Not only does he show little responsibility in the kitchen, he is also secretive with his spending and is hugely in debt. Mick is adamant that the problems in the kitchen are not his fault, and his stubbornness causes a rift with his wife and daughter. Ramsay solves the crisis by taking the business matters out of Mick’s hands and kicks him out of the kitchen. His daughter, Michelle, is placed in charge of the kitchen despite having no cooking experience. She rises to the challenge, and while Mick is not convinced over replacing his microwave food, the reopening is a success.
Months later, Ramsay returns to find that the restaurant is making profit. He sent Michelle for further culinary training, and she impresses Ramsay with freshly cooked food.
The restaurant was renamed Martins’ Bistro during production.

Video 1 – Flourescent duck cooked in orange squash

Vocabulary

Let’s see what this ex-trucker can do
Lamb shanks
Fuck me! (surprise / shock)
Your blouse matches the wallpaper
I feel like I’m tripping out!
I’ve never touched the stuff but I feel like I just swallowed an E.
The hideous wallpaper
On paper it looks delicious
Orange squash
A spoonful of gravy
Fuck me do I need sunglasses!
That’s worse than fucking Benylin
They’re actually vacuum packed
They can last for about a year
They’re bought in, they’re vacuum packed
They’ve got a shelf life of about a year
Well, fuck me!
That might be the worst food I’ve ever come across
He might be beyond my help
It doesn’t need refrigerating
How in the fuck could you charge 11 pounds for that?
E numbers, like Tartrazine
Do you feel like having a shit?
Thank fuck I didn’t eat it.
I’m surprised you haven’t killed off half the population of Okehampton

End of part 1 – part 2 available very soon!

  • Cat

    Somehow I have to check myself not to say Chief Ramsay instead of Chef Ramsay. Imagine Chief Ramsay with colourful language (and colourful plumage) and commanding tone of voice. :))

  • Cat

    Oh, having watched the first Ramsay’s video, I have to say:
    AWFUL!!! (I mean this restaurant’s lamb) — I can very easily relate to Ramsay’s reactions…
    (in the audio, I didn’t felt disgusted as much). You see, how powerful the video medium is!
    Luke, considering the powers of a video message, you do the exact right thing to invest in more videoing! Well done!!! :-)

  • Cat

    Very nice! (just listened to the audio yet…)

  • Anto

    What a disgusting person speaking with filthy language and spitting.
    Hope I’ll never hear episodes like this.

    • Spitting?
      Sorry you didn’t like it. Bit of advice – I suggest that you skip part 2.

      • Anto

        Yes, at 2:04 on the video.

      • Ah, the moments when he spits out the food because he doesn’t want to eat it. I thought you meant me, and I thought “Did I spit on the podcast??”

      • Anto

        No no, I didn’t mean you. Sorry for the confusing, that’s my bad.

      • JAC

        Anto, are you paying for this?? if not please stop complaining and don’t listen to it, This is real english and in real english, people swear,

      • Anto

        I write what I think is necessary to write.
        And that’s my business to listen or not, not your business.

        “””This is real english and in real english, people swear”””
        Really?
        It’s not real English. It’s informal language or English slang.
        And swear after every single word is really disgusting and annoying.
        This is real English and real British Comedy:
        www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmQKihNpsHk
        www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDW4hTWbRYs

      • I don’t really mind if Anto is irritated by Gordon Ramsay’s constant swearing.
        Anto, you’re entitled to your opinion and there are plenty of people who find it rude and unnecessary too.
        There are many types of “real” English. The English you hear in Gordon Ramsay’s TV show is real English. The English the Queen speaks is real English. The English that they use in the House of Commons is real English. The English in Rowan Atkinson’s comedy is real English. It’s all real. (I’m not sure Borat’s English qualifies as real English though!)
        On this podcast I try to cover a lot of different types of English. Sometimes that means the rude informal language you might hear in a restaurant kitchen.
        If some people find that kind of language to offensive, that’s no surprise, because it is offensive language.

      • Cat

        Ramsay seems to be a guy who takes care of his health. And he does look healthy to me. His “spitting” — exact the right reaction to avoid some food poisoning. Also his swearing appeared quite right, because it wasn’t meant to offend somebody. Just a spontaneous and authentic response to the disgusting stimuli.

      • Anto

        Too much ‘f…ck me, f..k, s…t, holly s..t’.

      • That’s Gordon Ramsay for you. It’s one of the things he’s famous for, but of course it’s not for everyone.

      • Anto

        Here in Russia we have the same show where the chef crushes pots and pans, shouts at cooks angrily. :)

      • Anto

        I liked episodes of Mr. Mulveney and Dee Dee :) Really funny characters and it was very interesting to hear Scottish English.

      • Glad you liked those ones.

      • Cat

        Oh, I miss Dee Dee already, I liked him quite a lot, after the second listen. :))

    • Cat

      What? :)
      I found this episode brilliant, one of Luke’s best! ;-)

  • Jack

    King me waitin for da second part

  • Agnes

    Hi Luke,

    really an engaging episode:-) I reckon we have similar format in Poland with famous Polish chef, but I suppose is not that good as a Ramsey’s show:-) As you said an exact time and day of the show’s emission I realized that we have the same:-))

    Sometimes I think that our producers are not able to come up with their own ideas so they copy everything from already made shows, and when they do their own it is not that brilliant as it could be.

    waiting for the part 2…

  • Sylvia

    Recently Luke is very high-producing. And the episodes are very funny. I always listened it repeatedly and every time I can’t help laughing.

  • Being rude doesn’t have to be disgusting. There’s a good reason for that. Swearing brings the heat to life. The way we do something wrong by understanding the voices of dissent. It is exactly the kind of outrageous that would fire you up and motivate you to work your tail off and make a huge difference. Initially, you feel deflated. But later on, you just go for it. As of now, have the courage to live a life true to yourself and learn everything !

  • Jack

    This video episode is fan-bleeding-tastic. Epic epic video episode this
    I mean episode 429 takes the cake but this one this one right here takes away the entire bakery.

    King, if possible slowly switch to video episodes, it is my humble request. One thing that I missed in this episode is the view from the windaaw

    People of the world join LEP, you don`t know what you are missing

    Blockbuster after blockbuster episodes – Thank you King :)))

    • Cat

      Excuse me, what does “fan-bleeding-tastic” mean? :))

      • Jack

        Hi Catherine, it is used to express your feeling when you experience something that is beyond excellent such as this episode. :D

  • Alexandr Shnaider

    Hi, Luke. Good old Ramsay) I’m not a big fan of cooking TV shows, though my wife used to watch Hell’s kitchen all the time and so do I. I remember, the main phrase in that show was “GET OUT!” and it was used constantly, like tens times during the show. It so sticked to my head that I often shouted “get out” in a Gordon’s manner and then my wife was so tired of my screaming) I wonder if it was the reason why she stopped watching it.

    • Cat

      LOL :)))