Here is an adorable episode with my adorable daughter. In this one, we discuss various absurd questions and end up improvising chats between odd socks, speculating about spaghetti hair, analysing the weaknesses of the human body, considering the importance of sleep, looking at the fear of long words, analysing completely mad nursery rhymes in English and French, speculating about societies run by ducks or cats, being painted by Leonardo DaVinci, and describing the dreams of dogs. All in a normal day spent chatting with my daughter.

This is a natural, funny and heart-warming English conversation full of real spoken English, perfect for English learners who want to improve their listening skills, vocabulary, pronunciation and fluency.

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The Questions

1. If your socks could talk, what would they complain about?
2. If you woke up tomorrow and your hair had turned into spaghetti, what would you do?
3. If you could change one thing about the human body, what would you change?
4. Would you rather sleep in a skip for a week or skip a week’s sleep?
5. Would you rather suffer from arachibutyrophobia (fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth) or hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words)?
6. Would you rather be one of the three bears or one of the three blind mice?
7. If you had to eat only one food forever, what would you choose?
8. If pizza could have absolutely any topping, even crazy ones, what would you put on it?
9. What if gravity stopped working for five minutes?
10. What if everyone in the world suddenly started speaking like a duck?
11. What if cats suddenly became the rulers of the world?
12. If you were going to be in a race, would you rather be a tortoise or a hare?
    I know in the story the tortoise won, but how likely is that to happen again?
13. Would you rather be able to fly, turn invisible, or talk to animals?
14. If you were the boss of the world for a day, what new rules would you make?
15. If you could shrink to the size of an ant for a day, what would you do?
16. Would you rather play footgolf or basketballoon?
17. Would you rather be painted by Leonardo da Vinci or have a song written about you by Paul McCartney?
18. Would you rather discover the bones of an unknown species of dinosaur that would be named after you, or discover buried treasure?
19. Would you rather be locked down or locked up?
20. Would you rather have one marshmallow now or wait until tomorrow for a whole bag of marshmallows? 
21. What do you think dogs dream about?