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Sherlock Holmes & The Adventure of the Man with the Twisted Lip 🕵 [999]

Back by popular demand, here is another Sherlock Holmes mystery for episode 999. How will Watson deal with his mini-mission to an opium den, before joining Holmes on one of his most singular cases so far, attempting to solve the disappearance of a gentleman and the suspicious involvement of the man with the twisted lip? Listen to the story and then keep listening as I break it down paragraph by paragraph.

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WORLD CUP RAMBLE 3 – FIFA 2026 with Fred [BONUS]

Here is the third World Cup ramble, covering the events of the last 16, predicting the outcomes of the quarter finals and beyond, and discussing the various issues, talking points and controversies. Is the World Cup rigged? Are the referees biased? What about the scandal involving FIFA and Trump? Who is going to win this massive competition? I’m joined by football fan and returning guest Fred Eyangoh. Leave your comments below and join the discussion!

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How to talk about HEATWAVES like a (sweaty) British man [995]

There has been an awful heatwave in Europe recently, with really high temperatures and a humid, sticky atmosphere. In this episode I ramble about the conditions, explore vocabulary with the words “hot” and “heat” and show the typical things British people say when the weather is boiling. Expect various funny tangents, anecdotes and improvisations, including a David Attenborough BBC nature documentary about Luke trying to buy lunch on a red-hot Paris boulevard, and plenty more. PDF notes available.

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Crazy Questions with my daughter [989]

Here is an adorable episode with my adorable daughter. In this one, we discuss various absurd questions and end up improvising chats between odd socks, speculating about spaghetti hair, analysing the weaknesses of the human body, considering the importance of sleep, looking at the fear of long words, analysing completely mad nursery rhymes in English and French, speculating about societies run by ducks or cats, being painted by Leonardo DaVinci, and describing the dreams of dogs. All in a normal day spent chatting with my daughter.

This is a natural, funny and heart-warming English conversation full of real spoken English, perfect for English learners who want to improve their listening skills, vocabulary, pronunciation and fluency.

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https://youtu.be/yZUEf6KheGI?si=0fPP8EU1iu3Jehs-

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The Questions

  1. If your socks could talk, what would they complain about?
  2. If you woke up tomorrow and your hair had turned into spaghetti, what would you do?
  3. If you could change one thing about the human body, what would you change?
  4. Would you rather sleep in a skip for a week or skip a week’s sleep?
  5. Would you rather suffer from arachibutyrophobia (fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth) or hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words)?
  6. Would you rather be one of the three bears or one of the three blind mice?
  7. If you had to eat only one food forever, what would you choose?
  8. If pizza could have absolutely any topping, even crazy ones, what would you put on it?
  9. What if gravity stopped working for five minutes?
  10. What if everyone in the world suddenly started speaking like a duck?
  11. What if cats suddenly became the rulers of the world?
  12. If you were going to be in a race, would you rather be a tortoise or a hare?
    I know in the story the tortoise won, but how likely is that to happen again?
  13. Would you rather be able to fly, turn invisible, or talk to animals?
  14. If you were the boss of the world for a day, what new rules would you make?
  15. If you could shrink to the size of an ant for a day, what would you do?
  16. Would you rather play footgolf or basketballoon?
  17. Would you rather be painted by Leonardo da Vinci or have a song written about you by Paul McCartney?
  18. Would you rather discover the bones of an unknown species of dinosaur that would be named after you, or discover buried treasure?
  19. Would you rather be locked down or locked up?
  20. Would you rather have one marshmallow now or wait until tomorrow for a whole bag of marshmallows? 
  21. What do you think dogs dream about?

English Language Haiku Master John Stevenson (Interview) [983]

Practise your listening in English with a fascinating conversation with a writer of haiku poetry in English. John Stevenson is one of the world’s leading English language haiku poets, and in this episode I had the pleasure of talking to him for an hour. John taught me more about haiku and senryu poetry, revealed how he first became interested in haiku, and then was willing to discuss various haiku poems he has written over the years, giving details of what real events inspired them, what they mean and more about his process of writing haiku in English. I hope this episode is fascinating and inspiring. Keep listening because it becomes more and more revealing as it continues. John was a pleasure to talk to and I think this is the perfect conclusion to the trilogy of episodes I have done on this subject on the podcast recently.

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Is the glass half empty, or half full? (Vocabulary & Discussion) [981]

In this episode I discuss optimism and pessimism, what forms our outlook on life, which is healthier, how we talk about optimism and pessimism in English and which perspective helps you learn English more effectively. Expect some discussion, science, vocabulary, advice for learning English and a few jokes thrown in for good measure. PDF available.

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Room 101 with Charlie Baxter [980] Funny British English Listening Practice

[980] Practise listening to British English conversation and enjoy some complaining, ranting and funny anecdotes in this episode based on the concept of a popular BBC TV chat show. My guest is Charlie Baxter from The British English Podcast. Charlie has chosen 3 things which he wants to be locked inside the mythical “Room 101” 🚪 an imaginary place where all the things you hate in the world are stored forever. What would Charlie like to remove from the world to be kept inside this room? And what is the shocking revelation about a certain popular British English YouTuber 👩‍🏫that could break the internet? 🤔

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Luke’s Room 101 choices on The British English Podcast this week 👇

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RAMBLEMANIA: 3+ Hours of English Listening & Learning with Luke [976]

[976] Here’s an epic rambling episode in which I talk about learning English with BBC Radio and TV 📻 expressions with the word ‘thumb’ 👍 the story of how I became a taxi driver on the streets of Paris 🚖 the grammar of Yoda 🐸 fantastic haikus written by my listeners ✍️ and getting pecked in the face by a swan 🦢. 3h30min+ of English from me to you.

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A Phrasal Verb a Day Podcast 👉 https://apvad.libsyn.com

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Haiku in English [974]

[974] In this episode I read out lots of haiku poems, explain their meaning, discuss what they make me think and feel, and use them to teach you some vocabulary. The haikus I read include some traditional Japanese ones translated into English, plus more modern ones written in English by writers from around the world. Some of these haikus are meditative, some are sad, some are funny and some find a way to capture feelings that are otherwise difficult to put into words.

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https://youtu.be/ChBppeQcLdY?si=udXCJ_a–0TpnEsO

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Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb (Learn English with a Short Story) [973]

Back by popular demand, here is another Sherlock Holmes short story on LEP. This one tells the suspenseful tale of a young engineer 👷 who accepts a well-paid but mysterious job. In classic horror movie style, he ignores so many red flags 🚩 and warnings ⚠️ and ends up paying the price for it! But, can Holmes and Watson make sure that justice is served? I tell the story and explain some details and words along the way. Story text, summaries and vocabulary list available on the episode PDF.

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https://youtu.be/9mZ21UAPG9c?si=Do9BQg4KaRShcIjf

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