Author Archives: Luke Thompson

About Luke Thompson

I've been teaching English for over 20 years in London, Japan and France. I also do an award-winning podcast for learners of English called "Luke's English Podcast". In my free time I'm a stand-up comedian who regularly performs shows in English in Paris and sometimes London.

Music, Marketing & Memories with Jez Booker [993]

In this episode I am reconnecting with an old friend after over 25 years of not seeing each other. Jez Booker is from Solihull in the West Midlands and I first met him at 6th form college, where we became friends and later we got into a band together and had many adventures. Jez later went on to work in marketing and has recently started up his own YouTube channel all about getting out and enjoying the British countryside. Expect a chat full of natural English expressions and slang, and a journey into the past as Jez and I reminisce and also jog each other’s memories of things that we did together years ago. Check out the premium episode accompanying this conversation: P82 Vocabulary Quiz for LEP992.

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Vietnam Travelling Diary [992]

In 2009 I did a solo travelling experience around Vietnam 🇻🇳 and I wrote a diary while I was there. In this episode, over 16 years later, I read out the diary, follow my descriptions of each part of my trip, explore how I was feeling at that time of my life, go off on some comedy and English teaching tangents, and take a journey into the past, across a very different country.

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[BONUS] FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 PREVIEW MEGARAMBLE

A bonus mid-week episode previewing the FIFA World Cup 2026 in North America. I’ll be talking about all the teams, the favourites, the underdogs, the wild cards, the dark horse teams, England’s chances, plus various issues and controversies both on and off the pitch. Comments are welcome! This is a bonus episode, and you will get another normal episode (no football) on Monday.

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Vocabulary & Phrases I Explained During the Episode

  1. Highly decorated — having won lots of trophies, awards or honours.
  2. Decorated (Christmas tree sense) — covered with ornaments or decorations.
  3. Silverware — trophies and awards won in football.
  4. Trophy cabinet — a figurative way of referring to all the trophies someone has won.
  5. Pressing / to press — applying pressure to opponents immediately when they have the ball in order to regain possession.
  6. Play deep — operate far up the pitch (in an attacking sense) or in a deeper position depending on context.
  7. Squad depth / depth — the quality of reserve players available beyond the starting eleven.
  8. Seasoned — experienced; a seasoned veteran is someone with lots of experience.
  9. Dark horse — a team that is not expected to win but secretly has a good chance.
  10. Thrash / get thrashed — beat a team very heavily.
  11. Minnows — small, unfancied teams in a competition.
  12. Brace for — prepare for; get ready for.
  13. Pedigree — proven quality, class or history of success.
  14. Strength in depth — having high-quality replacements throughout the squad.
  15. Play deep (pitch-position sense) — move far up the pitch in attack.
  16. Plug-and-play talent — players who can be inserted into the team without reducing quality.
  17. Shed (e.g. shed defensive volatility) — get rid of; cast off.
  18. Volatility — inconsistency; lack of stability.
  19. Hamper — hold back; hinder; disadvantage.
  20. Stacked roster — a squad packed with talented players.
  21. Roster — the group of players available for selection.
  22. Wild card — an unpredictable team that could surprise everyone.
  23. The last dance — a final opportunity before retirement or the end of an era.
  24. Middle-tier teams — teams between the elite and the minnows.
  25. Time wasting — deliberately slowing the game down.
  26. Shithousery — cynical, annoying, borderline-cheating behaviour in football.
  27. Gamesmanship — trying to gain an advantage through questionable tactics.
  28. Goal kick — when the goalkeeper restarts play from the goal area.
  29. Crack down on — take stronger action to stop something.
  30. Minor knock — a small injury.
  31. Momentum — the feeling that a team is moving positively and gaining advantage.
  32. Remit — the scope of someone’s authority or responsibilities.
  33. Advantage rule — allowing play to continue after a foul if it benefits the fouled team.
  34. Aerial superiority — strength in the air (headers, set pieces, etc.).
  35. Battle-hardened — toughened by difficult experiences.
  36. Spine of the team — the key players running through the centre of the side.
  37. Defensive lapses — moments when defenders make mistakes or lose concentration.
  38. Neck and neck — at the same level; evenly matched.
  39. Flair — creativity and style.
  40. Tactical overhaul — a major change in strategy.
  41. Compact 4–4–2 — a tightly organised tactical formation.
  42. Clean sheet — conceding no goals.
  43. Defensive resilience — the ability to resist attacks and stay strong defensively.
  44. Volatile side — a team that is unpredictable and inconsistent.
  45. Counterattack — attacking quickly after winning possession.
  46. Exceed expectations — perform better than people predicted.
  47. Underdog — a team not expected to succeed.
  48. Play the spoiler role — ruin another team’s chances even if you are unlikely to progress yourself.

Your comments are welcome. What do you think is going to happen in World Cup 2026?

Coffee, Cats & Conversation: Kate Billington’s 900-Day Streak in Taiwan [991]

A conversation with English teacher / comedian / cake maker Kate Billington, talking about her academic qualifications, cutting edge subtitling technology for theatres, questions of teaching English including teaching in Taiwan vs in France, Kate’s tips for language learning, a cat-village in Taiwan, traffic madness, earthquakes, signage in train stations, using flashcard apps to learn English, testing Kate’s Chinese by making her translate jokes, and drinking coffee in Taipei! Just that! Check out P81 a premium episode with vocabulary review for this conversation.

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RAMBLEMAN: Into the Ramble-zone [990]

An epic rambling episode packed with British humour, listener emails, anecdotes, English teaching, thoughts about AI, parenting, podcasting, language learning, YouTube comments, animals listening to LEP, British communication styles, and much more. Take your time, learn English properly, join me, relax and enjoy the ride.

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Crazy Questions with my daughter [989]

Here is an adorable episode with my adorable daughter. In this one, we discuss various absurd questions and end up improvising chats between odd socks, speculating about spaghetti hair, analysing the weaknesses of the human body, considering the importance of sleep, looking at the fear of long words, analysing completely mad nursery rhymes in English and French, speculating about societies run by ducks or cats, being painted by Leonardo DaVinci, and describing the dreams of dogs. All in a normal day spent chatting with my daughter.

This is a natural, funny and heart-warming English conversation full of real spoken English, perfect for English learners who want to improve their listening skills, vocabulary, pronunciation and fluency.

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The Questions

  1. If your socks could talk, what would they complain about?
  2. If you woke up tomorrow and your hair had turned into spaghetti, what would you do?
  3. If you could change one thing about the human body, what would you change?
  4. Would you rather sleep in a skip for a week or skip a week’s sleep?
  5. Would you rather suffer from arachibutyrophobia (fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth) or hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words)?
  6. Would you rather be one of the three bears or one of the three blind mice?
  7. If you had to eat only one food forever, what would you choose?
  8. If pizza could have absolutely any topping, even crazy ones, what would you put on it?
  9. What if gravity stopped working for five minutes?
  10. What if everyone in the world suddenly started speaking like a duck?
  11. What if cats suddenly became the rulers of the world?
  12. If you were going to be in a race, would you rather be a tortoise or a hare?
    I know in the story the tortoise won, but how likely is that to happen again?
  13. Would you rather be able to fly, turn invisible, or talk to animals?
  14. If you were the boss of the world for a day, what new rules would you make?
  15. If you could shrink to the size of an ant for a day, what would you do?
  16. Would you rather play footgolf or basketballoon?
  17. Would you rather be painted by Leonardo da Vinci or have a song written about you by Paul McCartney?
  18. Would you rather discover the bones of an unknown species of dinosaur that would be named after you, or discover buried treasure?
  19. Would you rather be locked down or locked up?
  20. Would you rather have one marshmallow now or wait until tomorrow for a whole bag of marshmallows? 
  21. What do you think dogs dream about?

Is the AI Bubble Bursting? (Technology & Discussion) with James [988]

[988] Authentic English listening practice in the form of a conversation with my brother James about the current state of Artificial Intelligence. In this episode of Luke’s English Podcast, Luke and James discuss artificial intelligence, ChatGPT, the AI bubble, generative AI, AGI, automation, job displacement, tech startups, Silicon Valley culture, deep fakes, AI hallucinations, cryptocurrency, Blade Runner, and the future of work. This is a long-form British English conversation designed to help learners improve listening comprehension, vocabulary and fluency while exploring the hype, risks and promises surrounding AI technology.

Are the massive predictions about AI and the future real, or just hype? Why does the tech industry push frightening narratives about AI and its effects on society? Will tech companies ever make a profit from the huge $$$ investments they have made in AI? How are ordinary people reacting to AI at the moment? How useful is it for Luke in his job? Do people really like or want what is produced by AI? Will AI ever reach super-intelligence? Is Harrison Ford actually a robot in the film Blade Runner? What disgusting thing did James eat for breakfast today? All these questions answered and discussed in rambling style by The Low Tech Bros – James and Luke. PDF transcript available with vocabulary glossary.

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Insane Facts: True or False? with Amber & Paul [987]

[987] British English listening practice at a natural speed with surprising facts and lots of humour. Pod-pals Amber & Paul join me for an outlandish and outrageous “true or false” quiz 📝. Can Amber and Paul decide if these facts are true, or just total bulls#*t (or maybe that should be b*llocks?) The episode is long, the English is fast, but the jokes come regularly and I promise that you will learn something new. ⚠️Warning: some topics are a bit disgusting, graphic or explicit and not for the kids👧🙅.

Includes talk of satanic cats 🐈‍⬛, animal accents 🐐, unsexy corn flakes 🥣, wolverine toads 🐸, blood-shooting lizards🦎🩸, suicide sex-bees 🐝, British tank tea 🫖, astro pee 🛰️, urine mouthwash 😬, ancient dogs 🐕, 23-hour dinosaurs 🦕 and a lot more. Listen all the way to the end as things get incredible in the 2nd half. Transcript available.

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Credit for the facts, and inspiration for this episode goes to the book “True Facts That Sound Like Bulls#*t” by Shane Carley. Get your copy here 👇

True Facts That Sound Like Bull$#*t: 500 Insane-But-True Facts That Will Shock and Impress Your Friends


The Bad Room (Learn English with a Short Story) [986]

Another short story on LEP to entertain you and help you learn some more English words and expressions. This one is a creepy tale about a room in a house with a strange, fatal attraction. People can’t stop themselves going through the door, but then what happens to them? Follow along with me and try to understand the final, crucial line at the end. I will explain everything, analyse the vocabulary line by line and teach you plenty of useful phrases. PDF available as usual!

This story was originally told by the great Irish comedian and storyteller Dave Allen on his TV show in the 1980s (or maybe the 90s). He told the story much better than I ever could.

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Dave Allen was a great comedian and a master storyteller, and he told this story much better than I ever could.

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10 Questions about Food with Martin [985]

A funny conversation about food, cooking & eating habits, with my friend Martin. Why is British food a bit of a joke? Do French people have the right to criticise British cuisine? What is marmite, and why don’t Brits just throw it away? What did Luke eat for lunch every single day during secondary school? And, who would be Luke’s dream dinner party guests? All that and more, in a conversation full of tangents, recipes, rants and apologies, and a nice range of vocabulary expressions to spot. Enjoy! PDF Transcript available.

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Martin’s previous appearance on LEP 👇