Talking about one of the UK’s most popular television programmes, Top Gear. This episode features lots of vocabulary related to cars, but a lot more too including your guide to how to speak like Jeremy Clarkson.
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More British TV content. This time it’s all about cars. It’s not just a car show though. It’s kind of a comedy entertainment show with cars. And it’s perhaps the BBC’s most popular show for a long time, certainly one of their biggest exports. You’ve probably seen it. It travels well.
Overview of the Episode
- The story of Top Gear
- Descriptions of Top Gear and the way they speak on Top Gear
- Some clips + language
- The criticism of the show
The Story of Top Gear
What it used to be like…
“The Jeep Cherokee!”
How it came back in 2002.
3 things on Top Gear
- Car news and reviews (which are actually quite informative and inventive, even though they focus on unaffordable cars)
- Blokey banter between the presenters, where they share car news and take the piss out of each other.
- “And then we did THIS.” Ridiculous challenges in which they spend a LOT of money and create some mad entertainment all around cars.
It’s politically incorrect, wilfully irresponsible, male-centric, unapologetically macho and competitive, slightly offensive at times but very well-made television.
I must admit that I always watch it when it’s on, but I’m not completely convinced by the presenters and the general tone, but some of the special episodes were amazingly well made.
The show is popular but also controversial as it has been criticised for being slightly racist or inappropriate. The makers of the show claim they’re not to be taken seriously. Others don’t like it because it promotes irresponsible driving and that it doesn’t take into account any green issues.
James May, who used to live in the building over the road from me. A mischievous motoring journalist who’d never done TV before. He’s tall, scruffy, slow and sardonic. They call him Captain Slow and he’s probably the one you could stand having a drink the pub with. He seems like the nicer, milder one of the three.
Richard Hammond, who comes from the same town as me – Solihull in the West Midlands, the former local radio DJ who also had never done TV work before joining the show. Hammond famously had a big accident during a high-speed dragster race and was seriously injured, spending weeks in hospital recovering from head injuries. They call him Richard “The Hamster” Hammond, even though he’s definitely not a hamster. He’s a man.
Jeremy Clarkson, lives nowhere near me. Used to be a presenter in the early days, and had done talk shows and some other programmes before being part of the Top Gear reboot with his old school friend producer Andy Wilman. Clarkson was fired from the BBC for allegedly punching a producer of the show when he was drunk and hungry. This is what led to them leaving the show.
The BBC found new presenters and continued, but it didn’t pick up the same audience figures or ratings. Apparently the trio of May, Hammond and Clarkson is where the appeal is.
The three of them continue to make a big show about cars now on Amazon Prime in their show The Grand Tour, which as far as I can tell is pretty much the same as Top Gear but with a bigger budget.
A lot of Top Gear is on Netflix and YouTube.
How they speak (Learn how to speak like Jeremy Clarkson)
Almost – everything they say – is absolutely full – of pauses.
In fact, some of the pauses are so long – you don’t realise – that’s not even the end of the sentence – because this – is the kind of sentence – that has to end – like THIS.
It seems like all the sentences they say have to either begin or end with the word “THIS”
And then we did THIS.
THIS is the kind of car – that my Mum would drive
And THIS – is THIS.
If there’s one word which summarises everything that you need to know about Top Gear, it’s this.
3. Intonation – i.e. Going down heavily at the end of the sentence.
“I think it’s quite possibly the best looking car in the world” I’m sure he’s said that about 5 times on the show, about 5 different cars.
“This is the most amazing feeling I have ever had… with my trousers on.”
“The level of torque is biblical.”
“It goes from 0 to 60 in negative 12 seconds. It is so fast that it actually goes back to the future.
If this car was a guitar player, it would be Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and Noel Gallagher all rolled into one.”
5. Humour – some might call it “British humour”, but mainly it’s dry, sarcastic, opinionated hyperbole with loads of jokey banter and piss taking.
Porsche Carrera GT Car Review
- It isn’t styled with the verve or the passion of a Ferrari.
- It’s form following function.
- He was ready to take on the Mercedes.
- Masses of wheel spin off the line.
- He has got to tread carefully.
- I’m surprised he’s playing his power ballads today
- Bit of a wiggle, he’s ok coming up to the hammerhead
- This is where he spun it before, cannot afford a mistake now.
- This is maximum attack mode.
- He’s really opening the taps now.
- Really working that manual gearbox.
- Wringing out any millisecond advantage.
- This is the second to last bend.
- Hard on the ceramic brake s.
- Keep it steady.
- He’s measuring out the power.
- Gambon corner. Ooh he’s pushing it now, and there he is!
Cows or cars
- Can anyone see a flaw in my plan?
- We’ll be out of a job!
- Steer (top steer)
- The only drawback I can see are cattle grids.
The Criticisms of Top Gear
Setting a bad example
Stewart Lee on Top Gear
“Clarkson. He’s outrageous, politically incorrect – but done just for money. He’s like The Sun.
“Hammond – a man who’s been able to carve out his own literary career off the back of his own inability to drive safely.”
It’s lazy comedy based on offensive comments. It’s not punching up.
It’s lazy, feckless and flatulent.
What do you think?