Category Archives: Humour

937. A Birthday Ramble / The Spinning Wheel of Random Questions

Leave a Reply

It’s my birthday 🥳 so join me for a relaxed and light-hearted ramble, first with some comments about recent episodes and other podcast housekeeping, and then a series of talking points with the Spinning Wheel of Random Questions ☸️ including bits about how being an English teacher affects my social interactions 💬, the infamous ice-cream wars of Ice-Cream Island 🏝️, leading an army of English learners into battle on the back of an Elephant 🐘, the title of my (hypothetical) autobiography 📖, and my age revealed at the end of the episode. Full transcript available 📄.

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

Get the PDF with speaking questions, and full transcript 👇

937. A Birthday Ramble _ The Spinning Wheel of Random Questions PDFDownload

931. Overcoming Fears (with Zdenek)

Leave a Reply

This episode features a conversation with Zdenek about fears and anxieties experienced in everyday life. We explore common fears such as driving, flying, culture shock, language learning and public speaking. Listen for stories of Luke’s fear of Paris cafes ☕️, airport anxiety ✈️, Luke’s dramatic scooter ride in Nha Trang 🛵, Zdenek’s fears of Vietnamese roads and driving 🛣️, Luke’s recent cycling accident in Paris 💥, Zdenek’s encounter with a London police officer 👮‍♂️, nerves about teaching 😳, and more.

The PDF worksheet offers a vocabulary list from the conversation, with definitions, examples, and quizzes and a full transcript to help you boost your English with the episode.

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

https://youtu.be/_0yTntyjeA4?si=dbuRaCfdbJBnQHa_

📄 Get the PDF here (lucky you – it’s very expensive but you can have it completely free) 👇

  • Detailed vocabulary list
  • Vocabulary quiz
  • Full episode transcript
931. Overcoming Fears with ZdenekDownload

Other links 👇

⚽️ The Footglish Podcast (Learn English with Football)

💬 Zdenek’s Discord server “The Achiever’s Chamber”

🏆 LEP Premium 👉 www.teacherluke.co.uk/premium

930. Can I eat my cat? Weird Google Questions, Answered (Topics + Vocabulary)

Leave a Reply

😿 This episode is about the bizarre and funny questions that people input into Google. I explore and answer some of these questions, explaining some vocabulary. The result is an engaging and intellectually light-hearted discussion involving the usual mix of rambling, and English teaching.

The episode covers a range of topics, from personal health, sex and relationships to broader existential and practical issues, with some diverse and absurd moments. The language style is a mix of informal slang and neutral high-frequency vocabulary related to personal matters and common problems. I hope you enjoy it! PDF available with a full transcript and big vocabulary list.

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

https://youtu.be/pf-zTmM8-H4?si=m-Y7iYv1FxEg_VA_

Get the episode PDF with full transcript, big vocabulary list & more 👇

930. Can I eat my cat? + other weird Google questions, answeredDownload

Express yourself in English! Don’t be a ninja 🥷Leave a comment below 👇

929. Sarah Donnelly: The Only American In Paris + UK vs US Accent Quiz

Leave a Reply

Sarah Donnelly comes back onto LEP to catch up and to tell us about her stand-up special, now available to watch on YouTube, and to do a British English vs American English pronunciation quiz.

Sarah’s show is called The Only American in Paris and we discuss some of the themes of the show – the real experience of being a US citizen living in Paris, the Netflix show Emily in Paris, cultural differences, learning French, plus a pronunciation quiz to help you compare UK and US English.

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

https://youtu.be/2iLkgCv5984?si=M9sguk4b5QOLO0cH

Get the episode PDF👇 (pronunciation quiz and full transcript)

929. Sarah Donnelly_ The Only American In Paris US vs UK Accent QuizDownload

928. The Abduction (Learn English with a Short Story)

Leave a Reply

Learn English with another short story on Luke’s English Podcast. This one is about a learner of English who has an extraordinary experience. Listen to me tell the story, and summarise it, then explain plenty of natural, commonly occurring, up-to-date English vocabulary.

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

https://youtu.be/u5rIOmG3dqc?si=86_OBVGvtd947Rbz

📄 Get the PDF with story script and vocabulary notes 👇

928. The Abduction (Learn English with a Short Story)Download

923. A Rambling Exercise for Fluency / Late-Winter 2025

Leave a Reply

A rambling episode full of spontaneous speaking. Topics include an exercise for spoken fluency 🗣️, the benefits of listening to spontaneous speech 🎧, overcoming mental blocks 🌳, raising our kids to be bilingual 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, reactions to recent episodes 🙉, thoughts about upcoming content 🔮, bird-related idioms 🐦, the phrasal verb “to follow through” including its rude meaning 💩 …and more! PDF transcript available.

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

https://youtu.be/DitClfcmHsA?si=GFf35cra-KQwiRQb

PDF Transcript 👇 (you’re welcome 😎)

923. A Rambling Exercise for Fluency _ Late-Winter 2025 (Transcript)Download

Luke on The Following Through Podcast 👇 Warning: strong language! 💩

Click here to listen to The Following Through Podcast on Apple Podcasts and other players 👉 https://pod.link/1797539101

A video clip from my appearance on The Following Through Podcast (with subtitles) 👇 yes, this is my “following through” story 💩

919. Catching Up with AMBER & PAUL #14

Leave a Reply

Another fun chat with my friends Amber Minogue & Paul Taylor. This one was recorded in early January and we talk about running & fitness 🏃, falling out of bed 🛏️, my phone’s battery issues 🪫, our Christmas meals 🍗, Amber’s family bingo game 😅, Paul’s horrendous Christmas rat story & some rat facts 🐀, insights into the lives of urban pigeons and country cats 🐈, handheld microphone technique 🎤 and Paul’s lovely new jumper (or is it a sweater, or a pullover?)

No homework and no PDF this time. Just enjoy keeping up with this conversation and catching up with Amber & Paul once again.

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

Watch Paul’s latest one-man-show “Bisoubye” here (and switch on the English subtitles) 👇

Listen to “Paname Podcast” by Amber Minogue 👇

https://pod.link/1241927554

914. A Midwinter Ramble ❅ Luke’s English Podcast

Leave a Reply

An end-of-year rambling episode with some seasonal good wishes 🎄, comments on recent episodes 🎧, an update about upcoming content 📲, anecdotes about seeing Paul McCartney live in concert 🎸, playing music at the British Ambassador’s residence 🇬🇧 and visiting the British Library in London 📚, lots of library jokes (explained) 😂 and a vocabulary review at the end 🙇‍♂️. PDF available.

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

Get the PDF with vocabulary quiz 👇

914. A Midwinter Ramble ❅ Luke’s English PodcastDownload

912. Bits & Bobs 3: Questions of English (Part 3) More Listener Comments

Leave a Reply

Part three of a series featuring collected bits & bobs for the podcast, with mini-lessons on vocabulary and grammar. Topics include listener comments on listening twice, a joke about double negatives & sarcasm, staying safe while listening to LEP in the car, the phrase “don’t be shy, give it a try,” fun facts about Paraguay, and a Quentin Tarantino eggcorn. Learn English with LEP!

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

https://youtu.be/PtiRE5HTF6s?si=Y1kKwM_-Q4IX5K0j

Get the PDF 👇 Includes detailed vocabulary list

912. Bits & Bobs 3 Questions of English (Part 3) More Listener CommentsDownload

911. FUNNY ENGLISH SIGNS, Explained (Part 2)

Leave a Reply

(Part 2 of 2) Let’s continue where we stopped in the last episode, by going through the rest of my list of funny English signs 🪧 from around the world. These signs are badly-written and have unintentionally funny double meanings. I will read out the signs, then explain what is funny and offer corrections to make the signs clearer. I will also explain vocabulary in the process. PDF available.

[DOWNLOAD AUDIO]

https://youtu.be/SSDi6Cgmg8A?si=e0BrqrWqJbOUxmEM

Get the episode PDF 👇

911. FUNNY ENGLISH SIGNS, Explained (Part 2)Download